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So true, Salieri was on 60 minutes last week
He spent the first 47 minutes and the other 13 catching softball questions from mister Ed Bradley, and pitching his new book: "The Old Man and The Shoe: Vol 4, the Desparate 16th Minute of Fame"
Some INCITES as I see em:
1. Yeah right, Ed and MJ, whats up with your little club of man jewelry?? the MANDNAGLES. All we needed was Ed's bedazzled buddy Han Solo, but he smart to keep his young whitemeat wife, CHicken McBeal away from MJ and his entitled touchy touchy. Dont u guyzz kjnow about SIerra Leone? !!??
Kanye West? !!
Ronnie Mervis? !
Ronnie Mervis' brother Zed?!! Zed personally oversees the mine slaves.
Ask MJ bout 'Diamond Trade' and his first thought is the AA baseball whores he got preggers with the White Sox farm team.
2. Michael Jordan doesnt care about black people
3. What happended to 60 minutes? It got old is what, like Salieri, its playing days are behind it. They never get the scoops. The only thing they find in a Spider Hole is a confused Morely Safer. Its pensioner-tainment, the warm turkey burger of news world. Andy Rooney crosses street for his BREAKFAST, young staffers press faces to glass and pray, he moves through traffic like in a deadly slomo game of true life FROGGER.
4. What happens when competitors who spend lives beating oppononents get old and obsolete?
They sit at home and beat themselves is what
Also Michael Jordam hits them.
FACT. STraightr from the Mules mouth:
"Michael says he doesn't go easy against his sons.
In due time, they will beat me," he says, "but right now I'm taking great pride in beating them."
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